The Dumbkuchen will bake your brain

Dumbkuchen lowers the Wisdom of whoever eats it.

The Dumbkuchen, aka the Baumkuchen of Congealed Stupidity, is a brain-baking confection of confusion. A syrupy glop of stupidity tops the moist, pulpy tree cake below. But despite its earthy aroma, eating it is not a good idea! Anyone who takes a bite will see a drop in Wisdom!

The Dumbkuchen comes from the אול shoresh root, which relates to trees and stupidity. Look forward to baiting enemies with this tempting treat in the Milhamah RPG and video game!

Milhamah RPG stats

Shoresh: אול
Gematria: 37
Type: Consumable
Size: Small
Duration: Four hours
Effect: Consumer is WIS -2D while duration lasts. Satiates Medium-sized consumer for duration. As bait, NPC characters of WIS < 2D or SHA < 2D must roll WIS or SHA resistance the first time they notice it. If the roll fails, they eat the Dumbkuchen.

 

The Battering Ram charges ahead

The Battering Ram will beat you with his log.

The Battering Ram is an enemy who climbs the arboreal boughs of Ilan, one of several giant trees rumored to be the original Syntax Tree.

He comes from the אול shoresh root, which deals with rams, trees, strength and foolishness. This spontaneous beast wanders aimlessly in the forest he worships. And his herculean strength lugs a giant oak log with a horned idol at the end. But woe to any intruder directly in front! His grand slam can send almost any target flying.

Look forward to fighting the Battering Ram in the months ahead in the “Milhamah: Fighting Words” RPG and video game!

RPG Stats

Size: Medium
Type: Beast
DOM: 3D VIG: 3D GRA: 1D CRE: 2D WIS: 1D PEA: 1D BLE: 1D
Equipment: Oak Battering Ram (Weapon) DOM +2D
Abilities: Strong in front, Congealed stupidity